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Original: 8/20/2008 11:17 PM
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Xiam's Comic Blog - Vampires Don't Sparkle

 
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Dracula
By Bram Stoker
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To be fair, I started it.

So, this is Tricia.  Longtime CB readers will remember her from... like... two comics I've done with her previously.  I promise to use your more, Tricia, especially now that you have a fun quirk I can pick on you for.  ;)

As it shows, I am not a fan of Twilight.  For one, I really don't get the fascination with modern vampires (Dracula was good, Nosferatu was good, Underworld SUCKED).  For another, I don't go for fads, especally when it's girly romance novels.

Where the fangirls swarm, that's where I claim my crosses and holy water.

So yeah, I'm sorry, but I just really don't have an interest.  Despite how much I love my friends who do read it (Leandra, Laurel, Tricia - the lack of couch is only due to my hatred of the couch, not her), I really can find nothing but contempt for it.  I mean, why is it popular?  Seriously.  Name one thing Twilight has that no other vampire series in the history of vampires has.

Don't even respond to that, because I know any of you who have read it will say "EDWARD CULLEN!"  Except for Laurel.

And since it bears repeating... I'm sorry, but vampires do not sparkle.  If a vampire sparkles, he's obviously just some sort of mutant incubus.
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According to ED, Edward bathes in his vampire sperm to sparkle. I should have known... =O
Posted 8/23/2008 12:20 PM by madpandi - reply


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